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30
Mar
  • “…once you get that down, you’ll have to understand a few essential truths: men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make”.

 

  • “He’s not thinking about settling down, having children, or building a home with anyone until he’s got all three of those things in sync. I’m not saying that he has had to have made it, but at least he has to be on track to making it.

 

  • “But for us men? It’s everything. After we’ve attained that, it’s critical that we can show off what we get for being number one. We have to be able to flaunt it, and women have to be able to see it – otherwise, what’s the use of being number one?”

 

  • “Because in his world, he’s being judged by other men, based on who he is, what he does, and how much he makes. That affects his mood. If you know he’s not where he wants to be or not on track for being where he wants to be, then his mood swings at the house will make more sense to you.”

 

  • “So if this is on his mind, and he hasn’t lined up the who he is, the what he does, and the how much he makes in the way that he sees fit, he can’t possibly be to you what he wants to be. Which means that you can’t really have the man you want. He can’t sit around talking with you, or dream about marriage and family, if his mind is on how to make money, how to get a better position, how to be the kind of man he needs to be for you.”

 

  • “The way you can help him get there is to help him focus on his dream, see the vision, and implement his plan”

 

  • “That’s a woman’s love – it stands the test of time, logic, and all circumstance. And this is exactly how you all expect us men to love you in return. Ask any woman what kind of love she wants from a man, and it will sound something like this: I want him to be humble and smart, fun and romantic, sensitive and gentle, and, above all, supportive. I want him to look in my eyes and tell me I’m beautiful and that I complete him. I want a man who is vulnerable enough to cry when he is hurting, who will introduce me to his mother with a smile on his face, who loves children and animals, and who is willing to change diapers and wash dishes and do it all without me having to ask. And if he has a nice body and lot of money and expensive shoes without scuffs, and would be great, too. Amen. Well, I’[m here to tell you that expecting that kind of love – that perfection from a man is unrealistic. That’s right, I said it- it’s not gonna happen, no way, no how. Because a man’s love isn’t like a woman’s love. Don’t get it confused, now- I’m not saying that we’re not capable of loving. I’m just saying that a man’s love is different – much more simple, direct, and probably a little harder to come by.”
  • “His love is still love, though. It’s just different from the love that women give and , in a lot of cases, want.”
  • “If your man loves you, he’s willing to tell anybody and everybody, “Look, man, this is my woman” or “this is my girl”, “my baby’s mama”, or “my lady”. In other words, you will have a title – an official one that far extends beyond “this is my friend” or “this is_______(insert your name here)”. That’s because a man who has placed you in the most special part of his heart – the man who truly has feelings for you – will give you a title. That title is his way of letting everyone within the sound of his voice know that he’s proud of being with you, and that he has plans for you.”
  • “If he introduces you as his “friend”, or by your name, have no doubt that’s all you are. He doesn’t think any more of you than that. In your heart of hearts, ladies, you all know this.”
  • “So, if you’ve been dating a guy for at least ninety days and you’ve never met his mother, you don’t go to church together, you haven’t been around his family or his friends, and he took you to a networking/job/social function and introduced you by your name, then you are not in his plans – he doesn’t see you in his future. But the minute he assigns a title – the moment he lays claim to you in front of people who mean something to him in his life, whether it’s his boy, his sister, or his boss – that’s the minute you know your man is making a statement”.
  • “If a man is in a position of being questioned about whether he’s able to provide, financially and otherwise, for the ones he loves, you might as well drop-kick his ego into an early grave. The more he can provide for his woman and his kids, the bigger and more alive he feels. Sounds simplistic, but that is the reality”.
  • “And a man who truly loves you would never make you ask for money for necessities – he would make sure that you need and mostly want for nothing, because every pat on the back he gets for bringing more money into the house, every kiss he gets for handling over cash for school clothes and supplies and toys, every bit of appreciation he gets for keeping the lights and cable on, boosts his prowess as a man. That’s why if he’s a real man, he will always put buying something for himself far below his responsibility to provide for his family. His need for another set of golf clubs or expensive shoes or a fancy car or anything else men like to spend their money on will pale in comparison to providing for loved ones, because those golf clubs can’t make him square his shoulders the way true appreciation from a woman can. Consequently, everything he does is going to be about trying to make sure the woman he loves has what she needs”.
  • “And if a man can’t provide, then he doesn’t feel like a man, so he flees to escape the horrible feelings of inadequacy or he’s going to bury those feelings in drugs and alcohol.”
  • “Of course, some men simply refuse to share the money in their pockets with their women. AS some rap songs and hip-hop magazines tell you, these men feel they’re being “played” if they provide anything of monetary value to the opposite sex. Some men even label any and every woman who expects her intended to provide for her the very handy, decisively ugly phrase “gold digger”.
  • “I’m here to tell you, though, ladies, that the term “gold digger” is one of the traps we men set to keep you off our money trail; we created that term for you so that we can have all of our money and still get everything we want from you without u asking for or expecting this very basic, instinctual responsibility that men all over the world are obligated to assume and embrace”.
  • Know this: It is your right to expect that a man will pay for your dinner, your movie ticket, your club entry fee, or whatever else he has to pay for in exchange for your time”
  • “When a man truly loves you, anybody who says, does, suggests, or even thinks about doing something offensive to you stands the risk of being obliterated. Your man will destroy anything and everything in his path to make sure that whoever disrespected you pays for it. This is his nature”.
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10
Jan
  • There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example
  • Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance – Oscar Wilde
  • Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice – Bill Cosby
  • Women like silent men.  They think they’re listening.  ~Marcel Achard
  • Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Unknown
  • The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~ Unknown
  • Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~ Nicole Hollander
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~ Unknown
  • If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~ Aristotle Onassis
  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~ Unknown
  • I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.  ~ Stanley Baldwin
  • If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don’t; if you don’t know what he expects, what are you doing married?  ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.  ~ Robert Graves


  • Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.  – Unknown
  • The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history. – GEORGE ELIOT
  • From birth to eighteen, a girl needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality, and from fifty-five on she needs cash. – SOPHIE TUCKER

  • What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing – GEOFFREY CHAUCER
  • When women go wrong, men go right after them – Mae West.
  • A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
  • You don’t know a woman until you have a letter from her – Ada Leverson
  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew
  • Men are a luxury, not a necessity – Cher
  • The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing…and then marry him -  Cher
  • Tough we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid – Mary Poppins
  • Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them – Bill Maher
  • The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby – Natalie Wood
  • A woman who seeks to be equal to men lacks ambition
  • A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycleGloria Steinem
  • Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening. - Oscar Wilde
  • A woman knows she’s wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. ~ Robert Paul
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~


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3
Jan

Sherry Argov Quotes

  • The first thing a true fighter learns is that one must pick one’s battles wisely.  A champion fighter won’t stand there swinging hard and slugging it out with a nicely-pound weakling. A good fighter knows that if he fights every battle, even if they are strong ones, he’ll start losing because of battle fatigue. So a way to avert a fight is to call him out, in one sentence or less.
  • Whenever you sense you are being pulled in, remember this saying: “Never wrestle with a pig. If you do, you’ll both get filthy. But the difference is the pig will love it!”

  • Remember, bitch stands for Babe In Total Control of Herself. It does not stand for Because I Took Charlie’s House.

  • Men usually label a weaker woman as a liability and a stronger woman as an asset. It’s just like business school when there is an acquisition and they calculate the “value added”.

  • Men admire women who want to elevate themselves and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, and fear women who are social climbers at a man’s expense.

  • Men actually feel more emotionally connected to a woman who can be a little authoritative sometimes. The woman who can get up and leave at any time is the one who can put in check. When a man meets a competent woman who doesn’t need him, he instantly treats her differently then the woman who seems unsure of what she wants out of life. That’s the woman he marries.

  • If you want the talk a man out of being generous, all you have to do is create the impression that what he just gave was consumed, vaporized, and absorbed with very little appreciation. It’s the quickest way to take the fun out of his courting you. As one man put it, “Your days will be numbered”.
  • If marriage is extremely important to you and you are ready to set a wedding date, don’t move in unless you have a ring and a date. If he’s already “playing house”, he won’t have a reason to accelerate the process or take that next step.

  • Whenever I spoke with men about what they were looking for in a wife, I never once heard, “She has to be a good cook,” or “She has to wear Victoria’s Secret lingerie every night.” Instead what I heard time and time again was, “I want someone I can trust and count on”.

  • A person with self-control is a person who can get up and leave at any time. Men instinctively know this, which is why self-control raises the benchmark of how he treats you.

  • When you can pull back, collect yourself, and act like you are aware of what’s going on, guess who comes out on top? This is what most men are looking for in a wife. This is their ultimate dream girl – a feminine woman who is not ruled by emotions and insecurity.

  • Sometimes it takes minutes for him to come around, other tines it takes weeks or months. If he’s in love with you he will come around. And if he doesn’t he would have wasted your time for five years or ten years and you would have ended up with the exact same outcome. So you lost nothing.

  • Whereas women fall in love in man’s presence, men tend to realize they are in love in woman’s absence. And sometimes all he needs is a little time to make that realization.

  • As you have heard from men throughout this book, a man desires…craves…and holds out for a strong, spirited woman who knows who she is. He doesn’t want to feel like he’s adopting an orphan or taking in needy child who apologizes for her need, can’t speak her mind, and needs someone else to tell her if she’s worthy. So don’t think about “happy endings”…think about a happy beginning. And start that today…regardless of your marital status.

  • A man wants to feel like he is your hero. Men need to feel validated. He wants to feel that you admire him, look up to him, and that he is the protective one in the relationship. But he wants that fro a self-respecting woman who has a backbone and who first and foremost loves herself.

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2
Jan
  • I will not look at boys – 13 year old girl
  • I will do less laundry and use more deodorant – Lazy and Smart Fellow
  • I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll TELL him he stinks! – Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow
  • If I see a UFO I won’t tell anybody about it – Spoilsport
  • I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation – Secular Person
  • With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year
  • I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth – Honest Wordsmith
  • I will not puff my entire body to twice its size and screech in her ear after my human has finished watching a horror movie. – Pet Cat
  • I will not bite the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.- Pet Dog
  • I’ll help the Green House Effect and stop throwing my rubbish into the school drain
  • I will remember it isn’t worthwhile wrestling with pigs – you get all muddy and don’t the pigs just love it! – Experienced Mud Wrestler and Pig Keeper.
  • I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously – Me

  • Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
  • I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
  • I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
  • I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
  • Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
  • I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
  • I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
  • I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
  • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
  • I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
  • I will think of a password other than “password.”
  • I will not tell the same story at every get together.
  • I won’t worry so much.
  • I will cut my hair.
  • I will grow my hair.
  • I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
  • I will be more imaginative.
  • I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
  • I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

Resolutions You Would be Tempted to Keep…
For those who are scared of making resolutions here are some resolutions they would actually be tempted to keep!!

  • Spend more time watching TV / movies.
  • Chat more over phone / Internet.
  • Read less.
  • I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
  • Stop exercising. Waste of time.
  • Procrastinate more.
  • Drink. Drink some more.
  • Start being superstitious.
  • Spend more less time at work.
  • Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
  • Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!

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2
Jan

New Year’s Resolutions – for some people New Year’s Resolutions are excuses to continue with bad habits until the New Year. For other people, New Year’s Resolutions are an opportunity to overwrite mistakes and have a fresh start and another chance for them to get things right.

I’m a very strong believer in New Year’s Resolutions and I usually stick to one out of ten forever. However, I can’t agree more with the point of view of one young (15 year old), but pretty accomplished for his age (straight “A” student who works out six times a week, eats healthy, and always works towards his professional goals while being amazing to his family without having “teen problems”) gentleman.  He simply stated, “What is the point of New Year’s Resolutions? If you would like to do something, just do it right away.”

Have you ever wondered about other people’s New Year’s Resolutions 2010? Here are the five most common ones: 1) lose weight, 2) pay off debt, 3) spend time with family, 4) quite smoking/drinking, and 5) be organized.

Those New Year’s Resolution ideas are great, but too general. The more broad the idea is, the harder it is to stick to it because the motivation will fade after the first tide of optimism is gone and results are nowhere to be seen.

Therefore, we suggest a different approach to New Year’s Resolutions.

First of all, I’d love to share one of my favorite quotes by Donald Trump, “Get going. Move forward. Aim high. Plan for a takeoff. Don’t just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won’t happen. Feed yourself some positive thoughts and you can take off at any time.”

If you visit this site, it means that you (as each and every person in the Universe) are looking for love, relationship, dating, and broken heart answers. How is this statement related to New Year’s Resolutions? Please, keep reading.

How to Make New Year’s Resolutions Really Work

1. Remember, the size of your waist line or bank account does not matter if it does not relate to your happiness. Finding positive highlights in each event and circumstance should be the number one priority this year. If you are not happy, you can’t be a great event’s magnet. Negativity is a form of fear and fear is a major destroyer.

2. Instead of shooting for big goals, slice and dice those until you have small steps you can stick to. Smaller steps bring larger results. My favorite example is suggested by Oprah: if you would like to lose 20 pounds by next year, all you have to do is to stick to losing 1.6 pounds per month! If you will lose more, you feel much better than if you stick to a resolution of losing 8 pounds a month (and failing).

More examples of mini resolutions:

1)    Do a plank for one minute every day.

2)    Cut 150 calories out of your every day diet (3 chocolate chip cookies which you enjoy for one minute and then shed off for several workouts).

3)    Go out for lunch once a week instead of every day or cut your Starbucks coffee from 5 to 1-2 times a week.

4)    Every time the thought of your ex bothers you, do the “Switch” exercise.

3. Be specific about what you’d really like to change. Take your time and eventually create a “Wish Board” or “Wish Album” that will help you visualize your goals.

4. Be persistent and if you slip and drop your Resolution, just get up on your feet as soon as you can and don’t wait until next year.

5. Keep your New Year’s Resolutions private; don’t share them with friends and family. This way, nobody can control and criticize you. In case of your failure, nobody will know and if case of your big victory, everybody will be surprised and astonished.

Category : Feeling Good | Fun | How To Be Happy | Latest News | Blog
23
Sep

Don’t get upset if your legs are much shorter than the legs of supermodels, wearing latest outfits. There is a big difference between “long legs from the ears” and proportional legs. There is a great news for Ladies! Majority of men prefers proportionally built women with curved in right places.

Bones are great for making soup and times of anorexic skeletons are gone!

In real life real men prefer real women with real legs. It was proved by research in California State University. One thousand men participated in this pleasant experiment. They were suppose to look at women’s pictures in swimming suites and grade them. Some shapes were changed by photoshop in order to make legs longer or shorter. As a result, majority of men liked legs that were half of women’s heights.

Results of American scientists are matched with earliest similar results made by their Australian colleagues. Australian folks proved that men preferred average built women, not a skinny and bony models.

Category : Fun | Self-Esteem | Blog
3
Jul

- A MATURE WOMAN is more honest. She’ll call you an idiot and jerk if you are the one…She is not scared to lose you as young woman is.

- A MATURE WOMAN can’t get pregnant unexpectedly and decide that one of two guys has to marry her immediately. If mature woman get pregnant, you’ll be the last one who’ll find out about it!

- A MATURE WOMAN can use red lipstick in the morning without looking like she just ate cherries

- A MATURE WOMAN will be expensive. Young woman can cost you 3 martinis at the bar.

- A MATURE WOMAN runs faster because her shoes are more comfy. She learned to invest in quality accessories.

- A MATURE WOMAN would never suspect that you “use” her…In reality she is the one who uses you

- A MATURE WOMAN will just pick up the phone, call you and ask when you are available. Young woman will be waiting by the phone….

- A MATURE WOMAN will introduce you to her girlfriends. Young woman will hide you from them because they might have some thoughts about……stealing you

- A MATURE WOMAN always has a great collection of underwear…Young women wear underwear very rarely…this fact excludes the possibility of striptease.

- A MATURE WOMAN has a great intuition…You don’t have to tell her about your affair on the side, she already knows it for some reasons

A MATURE WOMANis experienced and understands that you can’t always perform in bed after 10th drink …Young woman needs a while to realize that fact

- A MATURE WOMAN will never tell you that you “stole her best years” because somebody else already did it before you.

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