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Millions of women are trying to answer an eternal question – how do I make my man happy and how do I please him in order to have a happy and healthy relationship? If you are reading this now, congratulations – you are at the right place.

So how do you please your man, how do you make a man want you, and, most importantly, how do you keep your man and make him come back again and again?

I believe that this subject should be taught in high school. Why? Because if a woman is not happy in a relationship, she is not able to concentrate on her work, family, and social life. If women knew how to operate in a relationship smoothly, they would be able to safe lots of time and positive energy for other areas of their life.

How to Please Your Man 101

Written by Lana ~ The first time I laid eyes on my ex, I thought he was the most handsome man in the world. Although after thinking about it for a minute I realized that I haven’t really seen much of the world. I was also chubby and in the middle of a weird phase, so we didn’t hit it of right away. We did become good friends though, and that lasted for two years, during which I lost weight, grew and dyed my hair, and changed my personality quite a bit.

Then, on a normal night of pigging out and watching movies at his house, he kissed me. I could lie and say it was the best kiss in the world, but honestly, the first thing that popped into my head was: “Really? This is what I’ve been waiting for?” I felt nothing, but since I waited for that moment for years, I let myself keep doing it for the next couple of weeks until it consumed me.

After we started officially dating, I gave him my body, and thought we would be together forever. I never imagined my best friend would deceive me in any way, and when it happened the first time, I forgave him without even thinking about it. “It was just a kiss” he said. So I continued to let myself fall deeper.

We did everything together, and I really thought he needed me, until the first time he said “I just don’t feel like having a girlfriend right now.” This break up had me crying for weeks, and on the days I thought I couldn’t take it anymore, I called him to hang out “as friends”. Of course to him it was a chance to have sex with me without dealing with commitment.

Finally I got the strength to stay away from him for a couple weeks and before I knew it he wanted me back; I took him back without giving it another thought. Throughout our three year relationship he broke up with me the same way over twenty times and every time, when he came back I gladly accepted him.

Probably because I didn’t think anyone would love me the way he did; I was wrong. Not only was I wrong about that, I was wrong about him, because when I finally got the courage to snoop through his text’s I found the answers I tried so hard to deny in my head.

Yes, he was texting other girls, including his ex girlfriend who he had slept with behind my back numerous times. I was so devastated and furious that I stormed out of his house and told him to never speak to me again. Not too long passed before he was at my door again; this time with flowers. They were so beautiful I had to take him back, but even pretty flowers couldn’t keep us together for long and subconsciously I never really forgave him.

After our third year of breaking up, making up, lying, cheating and pretending that we were okay I went on vacation. I only spent a week in Hawaii with one of my best friends but for some odd reason when I got back home I just didn’t love him anymore. He tried all his old tricks on me but they no longer lit up my heart, and I knew I had to move on.

Sometimes I got lonely and other times when he came to me crying I wanted to just hug him and tell him that everything is okay, and I love him too, but that was no longer true. It’s been years since my break up, and now it’s very hard to look back and understand why I spent so long crying when I could have been happy, but that’s just life I guess.

Finding happiness is easy. “Yeah, right,” you might think to yourself. “If it was that easy, the world would be full of happy, smiling, problem-free people.” 

Again, I’ll repeat, finding happiness is possible for each and every person. It does not matter if you are a man or a woman, if you are eighteen or eighty, you can become happy at this particular moment. This will definitely take more than reading this article, but this read might become a first step for your happiness-on-a-daily-basis journey. 

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Secondly, you need to accept and love yourself the way you are now. Each and every person is different for a reason. All definitions of people’s qualities are subjective. Nobody has a license to judge. You won’t become happy until you let yourself be yourself and until you love yourself and accept yourself the way you are now. Next and most importantly, nobody is responsible for finding your happiness but you. It is very easy to sit on your behind and whine about how bad things are. It takes much more to get up and get going to really create circumstances that will make you happy. And finally, until you are in a good mood, good things won’t happen to you. There is a “catch 22” – you can’t find happiness because bad things happen, and they keep happening because you are unhappy. You need to break the circle.

• “…once you get that down, you’ll have to understand a few essential truths: men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make”.

• “He’s not thinking about settling down, having children, or building a home with anyone until he’s got all three of those things in sync. I’m not saying that he has had to have made it, but at least he has to be on track to making it.

• “But for us men? It’s everything. After we’ve attained that, it’s critical that we can show off what we get for being number one. We have to be able to flaunt it, and women have to be able to see it – otherwise, what’s the use of being number one?”

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• “Because in his world, he’s being judged by other men, based on who he is, what he does, and how much he makes. That affects his mood. If you know he’s not where he wants to be or not on track for being where he wants to be, then his mood swings at the house will make more sense to you.”

• “So if this is on his mind, and he hasn’t lined up the who he is, the what he does, and the how much he makes in the way that he sees fit, he can’t possibly be to you what he wants to be. Which means that you can’t really have the man you want. He can’t sit around talking with you, or dream about marriage and family, if his mind is on how to make money, how to get a better position, how to be the kin
  d of man he needs to be for you.”

• “The way you can help him get there is to help him focus on his dream, see the vision, and implement his plan”

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• “That’s a woman’s love – it stands the test of time, logic, and all circumstance. And this is exactly how you all expect us men to love you in return. Ask any woman what kind of love she wants from a man, and it will sound something like this: I want him to be humble and smart, fun and romantic, sensitive and gentle, and, above all, supportive. I want him to look in my eyes and tell me I’m beautiful and that I complete him. I want a man who is vulnerable enough to cry when he is hurting, who will introduce me to his mother with a smile on his face, who loves children and animals, and who is willing to change diapers and wash dishes and do it all without me having to ask. And if he has a nice body and lot of money and expensive shoes without scuffs, and would be great, too. Amen. Well, I’[m here to tell you that expecting that kind of love – that perfection from a man is unrealistic. That’s right, I said it- it’s not gonna happen, no way, no how. Because a man’s love isn’t like a woman’s love. Don’t get it confused, now- I’m not saying that we’re not capable of loving. I’m just saying that a man’s love is different – much more simple, direct, and probably a little harder to come by.”
• “His love is still love, though. It’s just different from the love that women give and , in a lot of cases, want.”
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• “If he introduces you as his “friend”, or by your name, have no doubt that’s all you are. He doesn’t think any more of you than that. In your heart of hearts, ladies, you all know this.”

• “So, if you’ve been dating a guy for at least ninety days and you’ve never met his mother, you don’t go to church together, you haven’t been around his family or his friends, and he took you to a networking/job/social function and introduced you by your name, then you are not in his plans – he doesn’t see you in his future. But the minute he assigns a title – the moment he lays claim to you in front of people who mean something to him in his life, whether it’s his boy, his sister, or his boss – that’s the minute you know your man is making a statement”.

• “If a man is in a position of being questioned about whether he’s able to provide, financially and otherwise, for the ones he loves, you might as well drop-kick his ego into an early grave. The more he can provide for his woman and his kids, the bigger and more alive he feels. Sounds simplistic, but that is the reality”.

• “And a man who truly loves you would never make you ask for money for necessities – he would make sure that you need and mostly want for nothing, because every pat on the back he gets for bringing more money into the house, every kiss he gets for handling over cash for school clothes and supplies and toys, every bit of appreciation he gets for keeping the lights and cable on, boosts his prowess as a man. That’s why if he’s a real man, he will always put buying something for himself far below his responsibility to provide for his family. His need for another set of golf clubs or expensive shoes or a fancy car or anything else men like to spend their money on will pale in comparison to providing for loved ones, because those golf clubs can’t make him square his shoulders the way true appreciation from a woman can. Consequently, everything he does is going to be about trying to make sure the woman he loves has what she needs”.

• “And if a man can’t provide, then he doesn’t feel like a man, so he flees to escape the horrible feelings of inadequacy or he’s going to bury those feelings in drugs and alcohol.”

• “Of course, some men simply refuse to share the money in their pockets with their women. AS some rap songs and hip-hop magazines tell you, these men feel they’re being “played” if they provide anything of monetary value to the opposite sex. Some men even label any and every woman who expects her intended to provide for her the very handy, decisively ugly phrase “gold digger
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• “I’m here to tell you, though, ladies, that the term “gold digger” is one of the traps we men set to keep you off our money trail; we created that term for you so that we can have all of our money and still get everything we want from you without u asking for or expecting this very basic, instinctual responsibility that men all over the world are obligated to assume and embrace”.

• “Know this: It is your right to expect that a man will pay for your dinner, your movie ticket, your club entry fee, or whatever else he has to pay for in exchange for your time”

• “When a man truly loves you, anybody who says, does, suggests, or even thinks about doing something offensive to you stands the risk of being obliterated. Your man will destroy anything and everything in his path to make sure that whoever disrespected you pays for it. This is his nature”.

• There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example

• Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance – Oscar Wilde

• Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice – Bill Cosby

• Women like silent men.  They think they’re listening.  ~Marcel Achard

• Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Unknown

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~ Unknown

• Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~ Nicole Hollander

• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. ~ Unknown

• If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~ Aristotle Onassis

• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~ Unknown

• I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.  ~ Stanley Baldwin

• If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don’t; if you don’t know what he expects, what are you doing married?  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

• The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.  ~ Robert Graves

• Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.  – Unknown

• The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history. – GEORGE ELIOT

• From birth to eighteen, a girl needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality, and from fifty-five on she needs cash. – SOPHIE TUCKER

• What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing – GEOFFREY CHAUCER

• When women go wrong, men go right after them – Mae West.

• A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

• You don’t know a woman until you have a letter from her – Ada Leverson

• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew

• Men are a luxury, not a necessity – Cher

• The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing…and then marry him -  Cher

• Tough we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid – Mary Poppins

• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them – Bill Maher

• The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby – Natalie Wood

• A woman who seeks to be equal to men lacks ambition

• A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle – Gloria Steinem

• Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening. - Oscar Wilde

• A woman knows she’s wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. ~ Robert Paul

• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~

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• The first thing a true fighter learns is that one must pick one’s battles wisely.  A champion fighter won’t stand there swinging hard and slugging it out with a nicely-pound weakling. A good fighter knows that if he fights every battle, even if they are strong ones, he’ll start losing because of battle fatigue. So a way to avert a fight is to call him out, in one sentence or less.

• Whenever you sense you are being pulled in, remember this saying: “Never wrestle with a pig. If you do, you’ll both get filthy. But the difference is the pig will love it!”

• Remember, bitch stands for Babe In Total Control of Herself. It does not stand for Because I Took Charlie’s House.

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• Men usually label a weaker woman as a liability and a stronger woman as an asset. It’s just like business school when there is an acquisition and they calculate the “value added”.

• Men admire women who want to elevate themselves and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, and fear women who are social climbers at a man’s expense.

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• Men actually feel more emotionally connected to a woman who can be a little authoritative sometimes. The woman who can get up and leave at any time is the one who can put in check. When a man meets a competent woman who doesn’t need him, he instantly treats her differently then the woman who seems unsure of what she wants out of life. That’s the woman he marries.

• If you want the talk a man out of being generous, all you have to do is create the impression that what he just gave was consumed, vaporized, and absorbed with very little appreciation. It’s the quickest way to take the fun out of his courting you. As one man put it, “Your days will be numbered”.

• If marriage is extremely important to you and you are ready to set a wedding date, don’t move in unless you have a ring and a date. If he’s already “playing house”, he won’t have a reason to accelerate the process or take that next step.

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• Whenever I spoke with men about what they were looking for in a wife, I never once heard, “She has to be a good cook,” or “She has to wear Victoria’s Secret lingerie every night.” Instead what I heard time and time again was, “I want someone I can trust and count on”.

• A person with self-control is a person who can get up and leave at any time. Men instinctively know this, which is why self-control raises the benchmark of how he treats you.

• When you can pull back, collect yourself, and act like you are aware of what’s going on, guess who comes out on top? This is what most men are looking for in a wife. This is their ultimate dream girl – a feminine woman who is not ruled by emotions and insecurity.

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• Sometimes it takes minutes for him to come around, other tines it takes weeks or months. If he’s in love with you he will come around. And if he doesn’t he would have wasted your time for five years or ten years and you would have ended up with the exact same outcome. So you lost nothing.

• Whereas women fall in love in man’s presence, men tend to realize they are in love in woman’s absence. And sometimes all he needs is a little time to make that realization.

• As you have heard from men throughout this book, a man desires…craves…and holds out for a strong, spirited woman who knows who she is. He doesn’t want to feel like he’s adopting an orphan or taking in needy child who apologizes for her need, can’t speak her mind, and needs someone else to tell her if she’s worthy. So don’t think about “happy endings”…think about a happy beginning. And start that today…regardless of your marital status.

• A man wants to feel like he is your hero. Men need to feel validated. He wants to feel that you admire him, look up to him, and that he is the protective one in the relationship. But he wants that fro a self-respecting woman who has a backbone and who first and foremost loves herself.

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