Love Jokes
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says. 
“How so?” his friend asks.
“Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me.”
“Was that not love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Was that not love?”
“No,” he replies. “That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.”
“Was that not love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was motion sickness.”
Rohan: Aeysha I can’t buy you Mercedez like Ankit did for his girlfriend, nor I have Big bank balance or a huge palace like bungalow but the fact is I love you more than I love my life…………….
Aeysha: I love you too!! Sweet heart!! but can you tell me more about Ankit.
- Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
- What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
- Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
- It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
- It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.
- True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
- Don’t regret what you’ve did, but regret what you never did, go and say ‘I LOVE U’ to your loved one!
- Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
- People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
- Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
- Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
- Dance like no one’s watching; sing like no one’s listening; love like you can’t get hurt, and live like there’s no tomorrow.
It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies. Alice was feeling romantic. “Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?” she crooned. “Why not? Al grunted. “Didn’t I love you through for other shades?”
- LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD – ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
- you can’t buy Love… but you can pay heavily.
- Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
- You need Money to call someone Honey.
- My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
☻Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.
☻Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them
☻Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.
☻Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A : They’re both empty from the neck up.
☻Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate” ☻What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring
☻What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
☻What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business? No mind. No business
☻Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
☻A candle may melt and it’s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart
☻when next time it rains, try to catch the drops in your hands, the drops you catch is the amount, YOU LIKE ME, the drops you missed is the amount, I LIKE YOU.
☻Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
