Romantic Jokes
- Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice
- and they’re just a few of my good points! I love you!
- You’re special, darling! – very cheap! (Only teasing! But here’s something I really mean: you enrich my life.)
- To me, you’re sexier than Marilyn Monroe – she’s dead!(Just teasing! But here’s something I really mean: you make me feel more alive than I’ve ever felt!)
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Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday- but I refuse to wear glasses!(Only kidding! But here’s something I really mean: you excite me!
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes . Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
- Every time I see your face. I wish I were in outer space.
- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
- Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt, If it’s true, I’d prefer you inside out.
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you’re not.
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
- My love you take my breath away. What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
- My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe ‘go to hell.’
- What would it take to get you to kiss me ? An anesthetic !
- Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers.
- How romantic.-Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
- I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
- Do you like me ?
Well, as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better !
- I’ve come to ask for your daughters hand in marriage.
Well you’ll have to take the rest of her too or the deals off !
- Girls whisper that they love me.
Well they’d hardly say it out loud now would they !
- My brother fell in love with his wife the second time he met her.
He didn’t know how rich she was the first time !
- Did he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune ?
He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left her a fortune !
- s girlfriend returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them “second class male !”
- wish you were on TV
Would you love me if I were a TV star ?
No, but I could switch you off !
- My boyfriend is really clever, he has brains enough for two.
He sounds like the right boy for you !
- What do cannibals do at a wedding ?
Toast the bride and groom !
- I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair !
- How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring.
Of course. What’s your phone number ?
- My girlfriend has beautiful long hair all down her back.
What a pity its not on her head
- Boys fall in love with me at first sight.
Yes but at the second sight they realize they can’t stand you !
- Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ? - I’ll cook you dinner, what would you like ?
A life insurance policy !
