ARIES LOVE HOROSCOPE
Aries is a romantic rapist. All initiatives belong to him even if the Aries is woman. Aries doesn’t accept any rejection, that’s why it’s always better to say “yes” right away. That way there is at least a chance to get pleasure.
Otherwise, he’ll be hitting on you so persistently and passionately that you’ll agree anyways, at least because you will not want listen to his singing at 3am as well as watch your entrance be blocked with tons of flowers.
If a woman is an Aries, then you are at risk of getting text messages all night long. You can also find her in the morning near your entrance with a very sweet offer to see sunrise together.
If you hear that your neighbors just broke their bed…you can be sure that one of the lovers is an Aries.
However, the Aries is not the most sophisticated one. His temper takes over, the bed breaks, and everything is over in 10 minutes in the best case scenario. But it’s worth it!
It is not complicated to turn an Aries on – he’ll do it before you’ll think about it. That’s why you should be ready that your Aries partner might want to have sex anywhere – on the roof, car, bench, elevator, pool, etc. You won’t scare him with damage, especially if you’ll be the one damaged. Therefore, you have to be the one who needs to think about your own safety and comfort because an Aries can hardly think about something like this. He will be very surprised later on when he’ll find a huge bruise on his leg.
The Taurus can be named a champion if it goes to twisting your mind. Therefore, if your mind and emotions are not very strong and well developed, I suggest to run away till it’ll be too late. You will need to have unlimited patience to get into a Taurus heart. If you visit a Taurus with sex on your mind, without a doubt, you won’t get into his bed soon enough.
First of all, gourmet food and expensive wines will be served (depends on Taurus’ gender), then a poem will be read (perhaps written by the Taurus) your dress/shirt will be ironed, your favorite music will be played (along with smart music theory comments), philosophy and psychology will be discussed, etc.
Anyways, you have to cut this fairytale exactly at the moment that you can’t wait anymore, and move the Taurus towards the bed. This is the only scenario. The Taurus will pretend to be very offended, however, deep inside the Taurus will be totally thankful because the Taurus can’t really lead in situations like that…
However, at this point your sufferings are just about to begin because a Taurus has huge trust issues. As soon as you get closer, the Taurus will become very suspicious and as a result you will have to go through many tests in order to get TT – Taurus Trust.
Anyway, Tauruses are like safe deposits with multiple level protection. As soon as you open one door, you’ll see another one. However, if you don’t like easy finds, you are on the right way. And the prize will be dramatically impressive. Tauruses can make love for hours and be extremely creative and sophisticated.
The Gemini is a sexual dreamer with a great ability to disappear. The Gemini can tell you a great fairytale about his sexuality and your future relationships. But when it will come to real business, you’ll be very surprised about the reality. The Gemini are famous to turn women on by talking to them, however, some Gemini can totally lose interest during the process.
For example, while in bed with you, he’ll get some other genius idea and he absolutely can tell you that sex is not only the interesting activity. There are many other great activities and will run to do them right away. The Gemini can have sex out of curiosity as well as out of friendship. The phrase “sex is not a reason to get really familiar” belongs to the Gemini.
If you get lucky enough to drag the Gemini into a stable relationship, it doesn’t matter that you’ll have sex on totally regular basis. You have to catch “the moment of his inspiration” and use it to your advantage. And you have to do it as fast as you can because your Gemini can get distracted or bored. The Gemini have another huge weakness. They talk too much. Even during the sex. And you are lucky if they will talk about sex during sex. Sometimes they can tell you about the latest software programs or new novels. The most sensitive Gemini’s erogenous zone is located in his head. Most of the time, this zone is not connected to their bodies.
However, if you have fun with your Gemini, don’t stop. You can constantly feed his “idea of having sex”. The most important thing is to not stop. Gemini are fun, sweet, and entertaining.
Cancer is a delicate ….proprietor. You will belong to him and to him ONLY! Try to get distracted by someone else just for one second! He will become so offended, that it will take weeks to convince him that you are totally loyal and faithful, and he is the only one subject of your interest. If you decide that you would like to have sex with a Cancer then you have to accept megabytes of his care. Try to look to a different direction and you’ll see many new sides of the Cancer – from tears to long and consistent silence.
Even the fact that your Cancer is the only object of your interest will not help. He won’t believe that you love him and looked at someone else’s direction just out of curiosity. You almost have to hit your head against the wall in order to get his attention back. However, your public penance might not even work in some complicated situations.
Bravery is not on the top of the Cancer’s “great qualities” list. Sometimes he even might seem too cold. Cancers have very rich and wild imaginations, however, they are not in a hurry to execute their fantasies in real life because they are not sure if they will be understood. A Cancer can check out his partner for months – they will play, give some hints, and then quickly disappear till your next assault.
If you deal with Cancer men, then his way of being “too slow and too much of a gentlemen” will drive you totally crazy. As a result you might want to rape him very cruelly (especially if you are an Aries).
There is only one way to have great sex with a Cancer – you have to pin and twist his emotions. Remember, Cancers are also selfish, and the strongest love they can feel to one person and one person only – the Cancer Himself! However, think twice before doing it. Stop and think again if you would like to be serious with your Cancer.
If the Cancer decides to catch you with his chela, then you can tear him off only with pieces of your own meat. However, if he is serious about being with you and you love him as well, then your meat will stay in your body and your partner will be faithful, secure, and delicate.
The Leo is…a naive heart breaker. From the first glance he seems to be such a player, or she looks like a femme fatale. He or she seems to be absolutely unapproachable. However, the Leo wants to love and be loved as no one else. He especially wants to be loved. If you present your fairytale as a great love story, filled with admiration, then your deal is almost closed.
If you don’t scratch his enormous ego, then fatal love might even be unnecessary ingredient. The sincere admiration would be the ticket to paradise. The name of this ticket is “sex with a Leo”. If you can’t help but want your Leo desperately, then you have to fit the Leo’s image. The image your Leo’s surrounding requires.
God forbid your suit will represent the wrong style and your dress will not be trendy enough. The Leo will never forgive that kind of betrayal.
Therefore, you have to do your homework in advance: check out what is cool in your Leo’s circle. If you date a Leo, you won’t avoid going to fine restaurants, clubs, opera, & concerts. If you are not a very social person and you fall for a Leo, then you not only have to handle an extreme social life, but pretend that this is the biggest joy you’ve ever had. This is the only script that can show the way to the Leo’s bedroom. The Leo does everything on a grand scale. His slogan is “Only the Queen deserves to be loved, only a million can be stolen.” If you are not a queen or a million, then a Leo simply won’t notice you. That’s why you have to be a firework, especially at bed.
The majority of sado-masochists are breaded by the Virgo sign. A sweet, nice girl who seems to be an angel might be a hidden pervert who would tie you to the bed and whip you with a lash or a man with a look of a conservative school teacher can be a fetishist who would wear half of your lingerie so often that you won’t have enough. If his/her fantasies are just fantasies…sometimes it would drive you so crazy that you’d prefer to be whipped.
Twisting someone else’s mind is the best entertainment for both Virgo’s genders. If you are a simple and down to earth person think twice if you want your mind to be twisted by a complicated Virgo. The problem is that Virgos are those heartbreakers and femme fatales (and not Leos as everyone else thinks)
The combination of the pure calculation, the external icy look, and the internal fire and curiosity to everything including sex makes Virgos irresistible in sexual games.
Again, everything is very complicated when it comes to dating Virgos. Some of them can be passionate about flirting and playing games, but the most important sexual moment can remain as cold as a fish because the Virgo is a mind twister.
One more thing – Virgos might be too persistent in some of their desires; for example they can build relationships using their own script. You won’t change a Virgo, well, love is blind….
It’s hard to figure out what’s going on with the Libra. Even Libras have no idea themselves. They usually balance between two totally opposite sides such as partnership and permanent independence. Partnership helps them balance their inner word, but they are absolutely independent.
Independence helps them to not “stick completely”. That’s why Libras always try to answer the question “do I really need it?” inside their minds. The Libra is the top rated sign who gets totally in love and sex addicted to their partners.
Libras love to get addicted to someone and then fight this addiction. Libras behave the same way in sex – do not be surprised when you partner who cared about you so much yesterday will turn into selfish jerk. What did you expect? Libras can forget about everything trying to please you and then they would remember that they are the center of the Universe and the situation turns upside down. To get a Libra to date you is not a super achievement, it’s not that complicated.
To make long story short, it is very complicated to figure out what’s going on with a libra because this sign is one of the most unpredictable.
Diplomacy is the Libra’s main quality. They try to build up harmony so much that sometimes they forger that feelings & emotions can be very useful in sex. If you want to be with a Libra, get him “down to earth” & keep him very tight in this position – there is a good chance that the Libra will get used to it.
The Scorpio is the most sex driven sign from all twelve. If the subject of your interest is a Scorpio, you should go to your physician and check your health condition because your sexual life will be like a constant and intense fireworks. If you want something calm and quiet instead, the Scorpio is not your kind of partner.
A Scorpio will be ready for you anytime, anywhere . Of course he’ll take some breaks for lunch, work, sport, and other necessary activities. A Scorpio would have the wildest fantasies that he needs to implement right away. If your Scorpio is not a pervert, then he is not a real Scorpio or he just hasn’t been educated much.
You have two choices in this situation. You can educate your Scorpio yourself and die in bed with him because the chances are that he’ll leave bed soon are very slim or you can pass on the educational process and live a long but boring life.
Scorpios are the most amazing, sexual, and intense sign. However, not everyone can handle their sarcasm and whims. The Scorpio is the one who you most likely won’t resist sex with on the first date.
A Sagittarius can be described as a wise experimenter. If you are shy or non experienced then he’d be your ideal partner because Sagittariuses love teaching. They love to teach and increase someone’s self esteem.
Just make sure that your Sagittarius won’t get too excited and run away happy and teach the whole world because this can happen very easily. However, the good news is that he will slow down with age. If you don’t like to experiment, then stay away because the Sagittarius loves to study new things.
If you are not ready to start practical kama sutra lessons along with an assortment of sex toys, then leave the room right away.
A Sagittarius usually will not bother to ask you for your opinion about an experiment because he already knows what’s better for you.
The funniest thing is that he might be right. However, if you are not ready to accept his leadership and resist his knowledge and wisdom, he might get offended on the grand scale (he can beat the Cancer in a level of his offense). Of course, he sincerely knows what’s better for you!
To win his heart is not too hard. He’ll win you himself, if he’s interested. However if he’s not interested, you are at great risk to hear everything he thinks about you (he will be more direct then you wish he would). If he has no abilities to diplomacy and he doesn’t like something in sex with you, then he’ll say it to your face.
The same is if he wants or doesn’t want you. Most of the time his sayings do not sound polite or on time, but there is no reason to argue. The Sagittarius will do whatever he wants to do and will base his behavior on impeccable logic and philosophy. After listening to his logic you will have two choices – to get all the pleasure or to run away in case he rejects you.
There are good news and bad news about the Sag.The bad news is you can’t argue his verdict. The good news is that it’s very easy to figure him out.
The Capricorn is the door that’s hard to open. If you decided to win over a Capricorn, he’ll have tons of reqirements that will never be said out loud. All requirements will be up in the air. If you are a woman and are good at conversations and now to be a perfect wife? If you are a man – are you smart enough, is your income good? Do you have an occupation and what’s your social status? Till you get into sex, you will have to show all professionalism, cultural level and medical statement.
You have to be perfect inside and outside . Following this scenario by the time you get into the Capricorn’s bed will get so tiring that the only thing you would like there is to sleep and relax. However, you’ll get disappointed in a “sleeping” environment. Holding back for too long, a Capricorn can be very passionate and aggressive. He can not only twist your mind as well as a Virgo can, but can last for hours and hours during sex.
The best way to get into “harmony contact” is to get into his emotions. It’s kinda complicated because a Capricorn pretends to be blind, deaf, and dumb and he can even pretend that he never initiated the whole script. It’s not very pleasant, but can be treated. Just make sure that you don’t jump into quick conclusions. He will release himself to you “part by part” and you have to accept this fact in advance. You will find out new facts about the Capricorn every month because he’ll tell you his story differently every time. The story line will depend on his trust level. I think a couple of years will be enough to figure him out.
Capricorns are plants that require watering. If you want fast and bright relationships then you should go after a Cancer. Well, good luck, knock on the door and it might open for you.
An Aquarius keeps his intellectual and sexual lives totally separate. There is no connection between them. If you want to have sex with him, do not complicate this case, just tell him straight up what you want from him. He’ll consider the offer and give you an answer.
However, there is a totally different situation when you talk about long term serious relationships. An Aquarius will tell that you he loves freedom more than any other sign. This is the truth as well as to get him into relationships is also much easier than any other sign. You really have to operate by big ideas such as to die holding hands, have a huge family (show an example of Don Corleone) anyways, the larger the scale and the closer it is to saving humanity, the better.
By the time you get real love and warmth in bed you will have to go through tons of conflicts and crisises. Even though the Aquarius can get closer to people easily, he is too careful in the intimacy territory. He exceeded the suspicious Taurus and the umbrageous Cancer because the Taurus and Cancer are ruled by emotions and an Aquarious is ruled by his brain.
What kind of sex you should expect is a great question. You will be too busy setting personal boundaries, sharing personal territory, negotiating roles and discussing freedom. Your couple will be too busy with activities names above. Sometimes you won’t even have time for sex. An Aquarius needs to have an all ideas “right” and pleasure can wait. The only way to make everyone happy is to explain that pleasure is absolutely nessasary for the idea of saving humanity…through sexual contact.
If you don’t run away after all those intellectual discussions, then you’ll win. To play games with an Aquarius is useless because their intuition is perfect. If you don’t share his life values and try to implement your own values, then you’ll lose. His values and ideas are much more valuable for him than sex. That’s why you have to really let his ideas into your soul, otherwise you have to go and look for a mate with another sign.
The Pisces are kings of undesicivness and the only sign that might not even know why he decided to have sex particularly with this person. Maybe the reason is that he feels sorry for you or he decided that you are “the one”. Or maybe you said something that sounds mysterious? Pisces can’t really tell…their favorite expression is “it is too complicated.”
If you decide to win a Pisces over, it’s hard to give them advice. You never know…maybe yesterday your Pisces decided that sex is a dirty thing and leads to disappointment (maybe her best friend was dumped yesterday) or vice versa…maybe yesterday your Pisces decided that sex is the best joy. The only solution is to do what YOU really want especially if the Pisces is woman. And if the Pisces is a man, do what you decided to do, just pretend that it’s HIS decision.
Use the principle of the neck which turns the head towards the correct direction. The fact that the Pisces will become “that head” that sits on “your neck” is 100%. All of the Pisces’ feelings need to have a strong support in this universe. That’s were you will become useful. If you behave well (wait patiently till your Picses travels in his inner world) and still want to be with him, then you might receive a great gift of…understanding of your nature and your desires.
Don’t get too comfortable because it won’t be for a long time. The Pisces usually has too many “inner activities” planned for today. Only with Pisces you can’t figure out if “he is here or not” even if you sleep in the same bed. Anyways, everything is too complicated here, and it could hard to figure out what’s going on.
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